What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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