That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Randomize