even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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