sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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