It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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