is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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