I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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