I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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