IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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