he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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