I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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