I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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