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Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab

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I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.

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(253): Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab (253): I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea. http://tfl.nu/y0mn

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found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.

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(714): found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner. http://tfl.nu/5d6x

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(716): View more from New York

Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend

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(716): Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend http://tfl.nu/uh4h

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(586): View more from Michigan

The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.

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(586): The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis. http://tfl.nu/rix3

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(909): View more from California

and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.

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(909): and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore. http://tfl.nu/590e

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(408): View more from California

Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this

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(408): Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this http://tfl.nu/4kx4

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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me

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Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.

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(425): Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me (1-425): Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about. http://tfl.nu/mflc

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(281): View more from Texas

Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?

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(281): Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"? http://tfl.nu/nflv

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.

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(856): I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud. http://tfl.nu/70be

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(651): View more from Minnesota

...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"

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(651): ...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering" http://tfl.nu/5vg0

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(970): View more from Colorado

Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"

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(970): Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around" http://tfl.nu/om2l

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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.

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(781): I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life. http://tfl.nu/cjom

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Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?

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(719): Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night? http://tfl.nu/cfrc

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(585): View more from New York

He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.

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(585): He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down. http://tfl.nu/e3ty

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.

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(608): Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments. http://tfl.nu/v10p

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