my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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