Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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