what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
