so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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