Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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