After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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