she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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