Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He literally asked permission to hit on me
send nudes
from the living room?
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