we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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