my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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