Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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