Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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