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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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