I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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