going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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