I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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