Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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