I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
