Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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