Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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