officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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