what if I'm pregnant?
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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