He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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