there was a trapeze. enough said
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Im part way to drunk.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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