i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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