So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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