benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
We smell like vodka and hangover
Randomize
