I must be too annoying 4 u.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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