i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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