I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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