I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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