Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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