3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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