Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
