He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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