how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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