id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I licked your asshole in confidence.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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