Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.