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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.

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