THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers