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• (714): View more from California

  OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  So did he inherit the massive family cock?

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  :(

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  "What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.

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