I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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