I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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