So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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