I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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