wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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