I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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