So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
