Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Can you repeat that, but with context?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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