I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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