Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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