Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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