I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Randomize
