woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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