i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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