I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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