That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
Randomize